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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Seven Sports Questions Asked By Adorable Animals


By Joe Parello (@HerewegoJoe)

Perhaps you've noticed something different about your favorite obscure sports website lately.

Do we have a new glow about us or something? Maybe the happiness of me going on my honeymoon, then coming back to an exciting lacrosse season and NBA playoffs is shining through in HTML form.

Well, no. We have more ads. See them, they're right up there and over there.

Yes, that's right, we've sold out, and there's no doubt in my mind that Jeremy and I will become wealthy beyond our wildest dreams, one penny per pageview at a time.

So, as the SuiteSports empire grows into the next ESPN, we have to increase eyeballs on our product. That's where adorable animals come in. Well, this week it's adorable animals, but rest assured we will be bringing you new click bait every week.

So, without further ado, here is the newest, most sell out-iest addition to SuiteSports.com

PS, thanks for reading, and check out our advertisers if you're in the market for (insert thing they are selling that you creepily kind of need or want).