Seven Sports Questions Asked By Adorable Animals

By Joe Parello (@HerewegoJoe)

Perhaps you've noticed something different about your favorite obscure sports website lately.

Do we have a new glow about us or something? Maybe the happiness of me going on my honeymoon, then coming back to an exciting lacrosse season and NBA playoffs is shining through in HTML form.

Well, no. We have more ads. See them, they're right up there and over there.

Yes, that's right, we've sold out, and there's no doubt in my mind that Jeremy and I will become wealthy beyond our wildest dreams, one penny per pageview at a time.

So, as the SuiteSports empire grows into the next ESPN, we have to increase eyeballs on our product. That's where adorable animals come in. Well, this week it's adorable animals, but rest assured we will be bringing you new click bait every week.

So, without further ado, here is the newest, most sell out-iest addition to SuiteSports.com

PS, thanks for reading, and check out our advertisers if you're in the market for (insert thing they are selling that you creepily kind of need or want).

Midweek #HotSportsTakes: Zen in NY and NFL Free Agency Opens!

The Knicks have been comically bad lately, but can the Zen Master and his 11 rings (plus 2 as a player) turn things around?

By Joe Parello (@HerewegoJoe) and Jeremy Conlin (@jeremy_conlin)

Midweek #HotSportsTakes is a new weekly segment here on SuiteSports, where we will offer shallow and somewhat incendiary analysis on random hot-button sports topics of the day.

So, here we go...

On Phil Jackson Joining the Knicks by Week's End

JP: Oh, come on! Don't fix anything or instill common sense/basketball knowledge here Phil! Things were just getting fun.

JC: Phil Jackson isn’t worth the money he demands even as a coach – he certainly doesn’t deserve more than that for a front office position.

Paying Phil Jackson $15 million to “fill” a job opening that doesn’t currently exist cements Jim Dolan as the worst owner in American professional sports.

Studs and Duds: Chuck Norris and Tebow Jokes Return

Tim Tebow got the Walker Texas Ranger Bump this week.

By Jeremy Conlin and Joe Parello

Studs and Duds is a weekly feature on Suite Sports. Who had a good week? Who had a bad week?

Studs

LeBron James

I had a realization last weekend, but really it was something I'd always known. My nephew Michael and I were talking hoops and football, and the subject turned to how LeBron James was just an absurd force of nature. I then said that he was the best athlete on the planet. There were people bigger, people stronger, people that could jump higher and people faster, but nobody had the combination of those attributes like LeBron.